VAMPIRES SUCK
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Cast: Matt Lanter, Jenn Proske Rating: M for Sexual References, Comedic Violence, Infrequent Coarse Language Tagline: From the guys who couldn't sit through another vampire movie. Theatrical Release: August 26, 2010 Retail Release: January 12, 2011 BOX OFFICE: In opening weekend after a heavy marketing campaing, the flick debuted with $1,444,863 at 179 screens for a #2 rank. A 60% decrease 2nd weekend gave the film a $579,467 gross. The 3rd weekend saw a 64% drop. Special Features: |
Plot Synopsis, Review
Becca is in a new town, and finds it hard to fit in. Taken in by the strange boy Edward, she fights to figure out what's so enticing about him.
Pathetic. What this film left out was comedy. Apart from two or three jokes somewhat funny, the film just lacked in comic relief and leaves the viewer bored and dissatisfied with the money the paid. Refund much?. It was painfully annoying and irritating spoofing the movies everyone hates. Pointless scenes and pop culture references were not welcomed with open arms.
The plot was written by non other than the douches who helmed the likes of Epic Movie (An epic fail), Disaster Movie (a complete disaster) and Meet The Spartans (need I comment?). Their only good film was Date Movie from 2006, which was funny. Now they've just ran out of material so they need pointless references to the real world.
The acting as shit. Matt Lanter was more annoying than his Disaster Movie lead role, and Jenn Proske is as annoying as a fly.
Overall Vampires Suck just plain sucked. Why do these people still have jobs?. My rating is 0.5/5.
Pathetic. What this film left out was comedy. Apart from two or three jokes somewhat funny, the film just lacked in comic relief and leaves the viewer bored and dissatisfied with the money the paid. Refund much?. It was painfully annoying and irritating spoofing the movies everyone hates. Pointless scenes and pop culture references were not welcomed with open arms.
The plot was written by non other than the douches who helmed the likes of Epic Movie (An epic fail), Disaster Movie (a complete disaster) and Meet The Spartans (need I comment?). Their only good film was Date Movie from 2006, which was funny. Now they've just ran out of material so they need pointless references to the real world.
The acting as shit. Matt Lanter was more annoying than his Disaster Movie lead role, and Jenn Proske is as annoying as a fly.
Overall Vampires Suck just plain sucked. Why do these people still have jobs?. My rating is 0.5/5.